Area 51 Defense Squad

There you were, mining your own business, guarding area fiddy one. You were looking off into the bitch-ass desert when all of the sudden, a fuck-ton of people show up. ? . "We're coming to clap them alien cheeks" they yell, in unison. "Not on my god-damn watch" you say to yourself as you load the last bullet into your trusty yeet-cannon.

Suddenly, you know that It's up to you to stop the powers of God and Anime from stealing the alien secrets from the US government.